Stop Making It Plural

Release date	9 May 2018
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"Stop Making It Plural" is episode number 7 of Threedom. It was released on Wed, 9 May 2018.

Synopsis

Scott, Paul and Lauren discuss buying birthdays and guilty pleasure songs. For their feature segment, the gang plays Celebrity Hunt.

Episode Transcript

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Episode 06 - May 9, 2018

episode title: Stop Making It Plural

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Wow.  I'm a scary girl. Tell me I'm falling. Help me. I'm falling. Hey, welcome to the show. Don't most songs, they start, when they start. They sound like a scary ghost, like most songs. Yes. Had the time of my life. Happy birthday. Oh gosh, you happy birthday, by the way, to anyone who's selling, sell, selling, selling a birthday to someone who.  I thought of one song not, I wish you could do that. I wish like, oh man, I'm gonna, like a really rich person could buy 365 birthdays and make people celebrate it every single year. Could buy their birthday. Yeah. All right. Like, and the other person could no longer  celebrate their birthday. It was like something you could do to four people.  I wish to buy your birthday from you. I love that. I wish I could do it. How much would you, how much is it worth? How much you do you like to celebrate birthdays, Paul. And then I'll, uh, go over to Lauren for this. Okay. Um, I'm Paula f Tompkins, by the way. I, hi, I'm Scott Erman, and over here is Lauren Lampkins.  I like to. I like to celebrate my birthdays very quietly. Mm-hmm. Um, as a church mouse. Yeah. I like to celebrate with church mice. Okay. Good. In church. Good. Yeah. Um, I, I have a tradition where for the past, A handful of years. It's been a while now, so less than five. Janie and I will been a while now. Less than five.  Been a while. Thank you. It'll be enough. That's, that's the tune you were doing. That's right. Not the actual song that's No. No layers. That'll do pigs. And, uh, so I'll, Janie and I  will go out with another couple. Mm-hmm. And we'll have dinner. On my birthday. Mm-hmm. And we don't like tell the restaurant even, we just Right.  Like, you know, and that's like all the celebration I need. Okay. However, hey, shut up. Shut up. My 50th birthday is coming up. Yes. Really? I don't like to say it out loud ever. You spoke about this the other day. Uh, but it's, this year's very exciting, Scott. You can tell him how yours was 20 years ago. I don't understand that.  Years ago. I like, you're too old to get it. What? He has his good days and his bad days. I don't what joke. Yours is coming up, so you're gonna do, you're gonna do a big blowout. I think I'm gonna have a big party for that. Yeah. Yeah. So how much Eptember? Hold on. September 11th, 12th. That's right. Thank you.  That's right. I'm really good at birthdays. Mm-hmm. July 2nd. Yes, you're right. Well, we, we all spent it together, but then I remember since last year, Um, so a love of bread, a container, a milk, and a stick of butter.  So, Paul, how much, how much would you sell your birthday for is what I'm getting for since you normally it's a day of quiet reflection.  And would you wait, would you wait until you're 51st? I would, yeah, I'd wait, I'd, I'd wait until my 51st birthday to sell it. So, and then how much, how, like, legitimately you could never celebrate it again. And you could never, and you could never bring it up to anyone. Like, this used to be my birthday. And so then people would go, oh, happy birthday.  In fact, this used to be my birthday. This is that the, this used to be a playground. Could I, Simon, can I not say that? I couldn't say, this used to be my birthday. You couldn't because then people would go, oh, well Happy birthday or whatever. You, you, you, in fact, the people who knew. That you had a birthday, you had to maybe kill, you know, kill or, or at least flash 'em with a neutralizer.  The from the men in black universe. Yeah. So are we talking men in black rules here? Men in black rules. In this scenario, we're just saying men in black rules. Okay. It's awesome rules by the way. Never heard back from my agents. Last I heard. I'm  still in the mix for men in black two. Wow. Whoa.  Congratulations. I love that. We'll see as one of the ular men. No, no, no. Those parts have been cast. Oh, okay. But, um, I am assuming that for David Cross's role, I'm assuming there's a possibility that in some future Blu-ray release or whatever mm-hmm. They may shoot additional footage. Okay. And I will be in the movie.  Oh, they'll just go back to their list of everyone who is in the mix. Exactly. Oh no, we never, we never got back. We never got back to anyone. What if casting directors had to get back to every single person who ever auditioned for something? I'm sorry. You did not get it. They just like, they call all day.  They call you personally. Okay, so how much, realistically, you could never celebrate your birthday and, and no one could ever bring it up again. 12 million realistically. Really? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right, well, well, how much for you? Well, we'll go to Lauren then. You. Okay. How much to never celebrate my birthday.  Never celebrate your birthday again, or have it acknowledged. Ever. Have it acknowledged ever again. A  hundred million, a hundred mil. You guys are insane. Like I'm talking legitimate cash offers. Okay. If someone was really walking up to me and they said, yeah, I wanna buy your birthday. Okay. And you can never talk about it again.  Yeah. 20 million. Really? I could get a nice little life going with that. That's what I'm thinking. Yeah. You know what I mean? I a hundred grand. A hundred grand, hundred grand. That's not enough. You hate your birthday. That is not enough. I barely, I barely enjoy celebrating them now. A hundred grand is not enough to never acknowledge it again or have anyone say, happy birthday, wait tax free.  Do we have to commission, you're giving away tax money on that commission. We have to commission our agents on It is 10%. Does does. Cause then we're just talking. It ends up being 30 now. Yes. I think we owe it to the listeners to tell them what food Lauren brought into the studio this time. Oh, yes. We are looking at it.  Scott. Yeah. Would you care to describe it? Okay. I'll describe this  food and see if you can guess it by the way, you are looking at it. Yeah, I'm looking at it, yeah. Okay. Okay. Let's see how you do. It's, um, food like, Uh, it's in the shape of food. It's, um, long and it, I guess it's in the shape of a very curved penis.  Uh, let me ask you this. Yeah. Evolutionarily speaking. Yeah. Would you say it's designed intelligently? It's, you know what, it's almost as if it is intelligent because it, it's almost as if it comes in its own wrapper and Right. And, uh, its own, you know, you know how when you get Lunchables mm-hmm. They're in those little containers and then you peel back the plastic on top of them.  Yeah. Like how babies are born. Is that what you eat every day? I like my legible. I'm sorry. Scott has a sodium deficiency, so yes. To he like pizza ones. I either have to go swimming in the saltwater of the ocean. Wait, what are the eat pizza there? Like? It's like a little like soft  cracker with the new rub on tomato sauce.  Rub on. Oh God. Can't you just spread it? You spread it. You massage tomato sauce into it. That's what I said.  All right, and then you put on cold shred cheese and then you eat it, it seems. Do you microwave it? No. You could if you were home, but you're at school, whatcha you gonna do? True, true. You don't have access to the school microwave. They don't let you do that. They should have a microwave. They should have one microwave.  Yeah, they could have worned with for the hundreds of kids, but you know, kids are putting metal in there. Stupid kids. Hey, what kind of lunch? Box. Do they still make lunchboxes? It's a banana, by the way. Yeah, it's banana. Yeah. I'm so weird. Um, well y'all had rice cakes and peanut butter. Yeah, I did. And I also had breakfast before that.  Mm-hmm. Party on. Um, wait, Garth, I'm pretty on. Garth, if you're listening cards, please party on a secret message coming to you in the midst  of this show. They do still make lunch boxes. I, I wear What, what kind of lunchbox did you have when you were a kid? I had, uh, I had a Wizard of Oz Lunchbox of the movie or the, uh, the books.  The movie. It was below. I had Thermos Judy Garland and uh mm-hmm. You know, wizard of Oz is interesting cuz it's one of the few like, oh thank God he did. Anyway, Lauren? Uh, no. It's one of the few classic movies that has a female protagonist. True. You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. I think it's interesting because like a scarecrow came to life.  Oh, well, my God, I don't know. I never noticed that part of it. Oh, a lion walked on his hind legs. Yeah, a tin man fucked a man of tin, and he didn't even have a heart. Don't you think if that movie came out now, it would be noted to death by the studio? Like it's, well, it's a strangely structured movie. Well, and then they did that, um, oh, no, that, that wasn't like, updated.  I guess they did The Wiz That Live one on uh,  tv. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, did you watch that? I did. I watched all those. I love, I watched them all, all of that stuff. But, but about half of them I stopped midway through saying, oh, this is no good. I enjoy when it's bad. Really. Um, I enjoyed the first one, the sound of music.  That was terrible. I remember like that was tough. I think we all gathered together. I. At like Sarah Silverman's house or something because it was the first one in a long time and we were all, we all loved musicals. Mm-hmm. It's like, come on over. And then within three minutes it was like, oh, this is a bum.  Or Yeah, it looked like a soap opera. Well, and sometimes they're really strange when they don't. I think most of 'em don't have an audience. And I find that really weird. Yeah. Because it's like this, it reminds me of like those ones that you'd watch growing up, but like, it's weird. Like it just seems like weirdly silent.  Yeah. The Fox. Cause it's, if it's live, live theater, you're for no one. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. The Fox grease one to. Care that in a great way. Yeah. Where like a lot of it had an audience and people cheering and all that kinda stuff. It did help. That one was a great one. Did you watch the Christmas story? I watched about an hour of it.  I watched it over the course of two days. It was very long. Well, you know who's amazing is that  guy from Silicon Valley who apparently is a Broadway guy. Which dude? From Silicon Valley. Oh, the, what's his name? Yeah. Did you? The guy with the Lamborghini. He's the Lamborghini guy. Yeah. Chris. Yeah, Chris. I don't know his name.  I looked it up and I forgot, but he is so Why'd you bother? Uh, why bother? Look him up. Yeah, because I wanna just forget if he had a Broadway background, uh, Broadway background around. He was amazing. Yeah. Um, he was all, he made it worth it. Did you ever do musicals, Lauren? Not really. No. I couldn't get into any of them.  Why did you, you auditioned? I auditioned for every single. Did they call you back? Um, maybe once in a while. Were you ever in the mix? No. Um, no, I wasn't. What, did you audition with a song from the show or some other songs? Oh, I think it was usually a song from the show. Um, I don't know. I couldn't get into any play or musical at my school.  Really? Mm-hmm. Interesting. Yeah, I, I wonder why that is. Were you, were you an introvert? Um, no, but I, you know, I think part of it, my school had just like a lot of  like really good actors and people who are really like, obsessed with musical theater and stuff. Like they were just great. Mm-hmm. But I always did, we talk about this before, cause I really wanna watch like, videos of my school plays and see if they were actually good.  Yeah. We talked about this a little bit about how they're, they're all, we imagine them as these great productions. Mm-hmm. But they probably all were terrible. I know. Um, But wait, we were talking about something before this. Uh, okay. Well this is backwards through Time Banana. Anyways, I'm just talking about those musicals.  I love sitting down and watching like a live event, and I love award shows for that same reason. And yet I invited you to a football game yesterday. Well, that's different. Not would not come. That's different. It's first of all, Sorry. Second of all, not only that, but did not even ever give me a real actually answer as to, to whether you were coming or not.  Actually, I assumed you understood that we didn't watch the phone by the time it was over. I was like, yeah, I'm pretty sure they're not coming. I'm sorry. I would've, I would've been more clear. I thought it was No, no. I, we kinda doing bits with you, but Yeah. Yeah. Um, I think I would be like, just a horrible guess because I don't care.  It was mainly, yeah, I, I would've been too, that's why, uh,  No, I knew you were out of town. Um, it was mainly just because I wanted to cook this brisket. Oh, well, damn. And I did. Well, thanks for inviting us. It was really nice of you. Sure. We had a great time. I assumed it was gonna be like a lot of people and you wouldn't need my like, answer.  No. It was 13 people or whatever it was, and we had, uh, the exact right amount of people. Oh, I know. Un lucky. Yes. It was very unlucky. We all, uh, broke our arms. Huh? Watching the football game. Yep. Were you trying to reenact Yeah, we were pretending we were the quarterbacks. Right? Sure. And we were moving our arms back and forth.  And you're also old in forward pass mode. Yeah. Motion forward. Pass motion. Um, you, you have never, you said you have never watched a football game. No, that's not true. I mean, I grew up, my dad and brother was You did grow up. Watched that stuff. I was so, I've seen a lot of that stuff, but I, it's just white noise to me.  I hate it. Yeah. I hate the sound of football. Yeah. I really don't like that. So you are not ready for some football? I'm never ready for some football. Do you think you just don't  like, uh, I've told my students to stay at home. What's the one sport you would, you like baseball. I like baseball. Do you, do you love football?  Uh, I, I go in and out of various years where I have never watched a single game except for the Super Bowl. And then I'll watch a lot of 'em, especially if I'm, if I'm betting on them, then I'm, well see. This is fun. Mm-hmm. Stephanie Allen was just telling me about how she bet on the bills. Mm-hmm. And they're known to lose all the time, but they were doing whatever she bet on them, and she would've stood to win $30,000 if they won the Super Bowl.  Wow. Jesus. And they didn't get, they just, they just saw us last weekend. She a hundred dollars. Yeah. And cause the odds are so stacked against them. Right, right. Um, but I was like, I gotta gamble. I gotta get in on this. Right. And that makes sports seem fun to me. Isn't it ironic that she bet on the bills and she would've won so many bills?  Yeah. Isn't it? Yeah. It's really ironic. It's really ironic. Um, I, I do not like to gamble. Are you a gambler? I really enjoy like roulette. If I'm in Vegas, I have a great  time and I terrible odds and I'll play for, but I'll play for hours cause I kind of make it last. Like I don't spend a lot of money, but I can see the odds, the terrible odds making it kind of exciting because it's then when such a long shot, right?  Yeah. Uh, the right number. Oh my God, it's the best. I'm screaming. I love it. Yeah. But. I, it is horrible. Like you typically will never win. Like anytime I've come, I've, I, I've had moments where I'm like way above what I came in with, right. But then I lose it all. But it's, I just chalk it up to like, I got to play a game for four hours.  Right. Yeah. That's fun. I got to, yeah. I the, for like a hundred bucks, I don't put it right. Yeah. Yeah. The few times I've gambled, like when I am losing the money, It feels so bad. Yeah. And it makes me so anxious. Like, what am I right? What am I doing? Well, it is crazy when you play a game like roulette, cuz I go in there going like, I'm, I don't care if I lose a hundred dollars, I'll play this as long as I can.  Right. And then there'll be people who are just. Well, just throwing down so much money and losing it so fast and it makes me feel insane, like watching them. Right. I'm like, what is wrong with you? Like, that's  crazy. Mm-hmm. Because that's the worst game if you actually wanna win like a shit ton of money.  Yeah, right. This guy, I was standing next to this guy and he was just putting down a hundred bucks, like every time. And it was just like he was spending thousands and thousands of dollars by the time. Yeah. And then he kept be like, he kept be like, I have a flight to catch. I have to go. I have a flight to catch.  My wife's gonna be mad at me. I gotta get outta here. And then like, Just kept going. And then he, he'd walk away and then he'd go, Ugh, and he'd come back and put down like two or more. I got a serious gambling problem. It was really upsetting. A gambling problem, a gambling addiction seems so horrifying to me.  Like even more than a drug addiction for some reason. Oh, yeah. I don't know if it's just the, I guess it's just the, I guess with the, the anxiety because like with a drug addiction, you know what you're. Getting Well, and it's also, it's not, it's not like you're gonna, I mean, I don't know. Yeah. It's also, it's a, it's a physical thing.  Yeah. And it's like you are, uh, you at least know you will get the respite of the drug, I guess, if you can get the drug. Well, I know people who are ex drug addicts, alcoholics who are now gambling addicts. Yeah, I know. Because it's like another way too.  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which, I, in some ways it's safer, but then otherwise you're losing all your money and it's not, ugh.  Mm-hmm. So just the anxiety of it. I know it would make me feel crazy. Yeah. And when people put down like 10 grand, I'm like, you're outta your mind. Yeah. I don't know what, mm. I have a gambler burn. No, I don't. I don't, uh, itching actually when I was, when I was 20, it's making me want to gambler it kind of.  No. When I was 24, I guess, or 23 or 24, I would go to Vegas a lot and then I. Uh, because I didn't have any money. I, I, I had just come back from Milwaukee. This makes sense. Go ahead. I just go get a job. I just come back from Milwaukee where I. Basically spent all my money trying to fly back to Los Angeles and I had to move back in with my parents.  Wait, Milwaukee, what were you doing? Wait. Oh, what was in Milwaukee school? No, a girl. A girl. So I, I moved to Milwaukee on Halloween. To be with my girlfriend. And then on November, well you cursed on November 1st. She's a witch. Yeah. On  November 1st, she said, I'm not in love with you anymore. I want you to leave.  You're kidding. Yeah. That sucks So bad. And then, and so then by Christmas, last Halloween, I moved to Milwaukee, November 1st.  I was in the airport on Christmas Eve. With like my, all my possessions in a trunk and I, you only did on big holidays and I was outta money and they weighed the trunk and they were like, This is overweight. It's gonna be $75 probably all the stickers, right? The stickers should peel on stickers on your steamer trunk.  Yeah, there were, there're weirdly, I, I told you about this trunk the other day. It's not weird. I know you pretty well. I, we were talking about the trunk the other day. I got it at, of, at a, just the other day I was walking down the street when I told you I, I got this trunk from a. From a roommate's room, old roommate, he had left it in the apartment.  Mm-hmm. And it had stickers all over it. And when they, when we, he was like, do you want this trunk? My, my roommate left  it here. When we opened it up, it was filled with books about Charles Manson that Yes, I remember that. Oh my god. And the guy was strange. Yeah. And so I had like a cured trunk for a while and I, so I went to the airport with him and they were like, this is over filled with books.  Yes. Every book available. I dunno. And it had, Writing, you know, his own writings in it and stuff. Ooh. So anyway, I would carry everything around with it. And they said, this is overweight, you need to pay $75. And I, I just, I went white and I said, I don't have any money. And they said, Merry Christmas. And they like packed it up and they sent it back Anyway, so I didn't have any money, so I Wait, wait, wait, wait.  And it was still full of the Manson books. Yeah, that's all I carried with me. I was like, these are pretty good. Why did I say yes to this trunk Now just, just so we're clear. When you went white, did you ever go back?  Um, so what was it? Oh yeah, so I, so I would go to Vegas with a friend  and. Uh, I was wor working at the Olive Garden. Uh, you were there. Oh, unlimited pasta your family. Yeah. That's nice. Um, to catch phrases, which by the way, I was telling this to our friend Tall John the other day, like how many proposals there were when I worked at Olive Garden.  Isn't that depressing? Oh damn. It's bleak isn't it? Makes me sad. So I would, I would make, if someone proposed to me there, I, you'd have to say yes. Wait, anyone? Yeah. Yeah. I would, yeah, so I would make, like, I would, I would have like $400 or something. We would go to Vegas and then that's when I got into like blackjack and the mechanics of it.  And so I spent a, I spent a good couple years where I would go to Vegas just to make money. And I would, and I would work. Yeah. And I would come back with like a, a couple thousand dollars or something. Damn. I remember like, the biggest bet I ever made was $1,500 on a single hand. And then I, then I  just hockey.  Then I just went. Did you win? Yeah, I would win. Yeah. I basically like got, got a. Got a car and moved outta my parents' house. Like I sort of like weirdly, that's not how it's supposed to go. Not at all. But it was just the art of like grinding it out is what I was into of just like betting the odds. Some zoo.  Yeah. Anyway, so, but, but then I just gave it up and I just haven't done it. In fact, I went with the riders of Bang Bang to Vegas maybe two years ago, and. They, none of them knew how to gamble. None of them had ever, ever played like blackjack. They're all like, such dorks or whatever. They had just like never, they're all like, how do you do this?  So I was like, oh, here, come sit down at the blackjack table. I'll, I'll teach you how. And like, you're like, I'm really cool. Hold on. No. Just like they're all in their thirties and they never No, no. I, I gambled with Hanford and uh, right. Louis, where were we first? Louis C. Case, Louisiana, I dunno, was like, it's always a gamble with him.  We just did roulette and, and Hanford just kept losing just so much.  He just put all it all on double zero for, and yeah, he put As for more chips and lose them all. Got it. Made me laugh. So I showed them all how to play blackjack and it was like the first time I'd played in a decade or something, I was like, oh, here's how you do it.  And then within. 10 minutes. I was like, $600 up. And they're all like, wow. So this is how you play. I was like, uh, the other, the other part of it is like, know when to walk away from the tables. So I was like, all right, I'm stopping now. And like, well, that's my problem is cuz I'm like, I can get ahead. And then I'm like, mm.  Well now I have a lot to play with. Right. And then lose it. Yeah. Yeah. Um, anyway, that's the, the story of my gambling. Do you ever be on sports? Oh, when I said I, oh, that's what we were talking about when I said I gamble on sports. It's, I'm only, I'm in a, I'm in a football pool. I. Every year with a, a friend, like a pool filled with footballs.  Yeah. I jumped into it. We, the gamble is, will I get out before I smother to death? I had a dream. Oh, I thought it was because you're having so much fun. I had a dream last night. I drowned and it  woke me up. Oh no. Did you gasp for air as you were waking up? I knew it was a movie. Here's the thing. Well, it's not a movie I knew.  I knew I was an actor in a movie. And that there were people all around me. And then I started thinking about the safety precautions of the movie, of like, of like, oh, I wonder how they're doing this to where if I drown? And then I was like, oh, wait, there are none. And then I drown. I always wonder how they shoot things like that in movies.  Do they use like a big tank? Like mm-hmm. Like for like when like, like like the abyss or So Yeah. They would've a big tank. It's so weird. Titanic. That's so weird. They were just sitting in a big tank, sitting in a big tank. Green Aquaman. Remember Aquaman? Yeah, we talked about that. Yes. Uh, look, we have to take a break.  All right, fine. All right. We'll see you next time. See you next time. I mean next segment. Bye. What to be the next time we see you.  We're back. Hello. Hello. We're seeing you now.  Hi, we're here. Hi. Please come in. Please come in. Revu, how come there hasn't been like a funk song? Revu. Scott, this is perfect. This is the question I've been asking for years. Doesn't it seem perfect? There we go.  Well, there was vle vu, there was vle vu and you think this would be the natural follow up. There was Vu Lady Marla, uh, VLE Vu. Was, was, uh, Abba. Yes. Then there was Lady Marmalade. I hate that new version. Pissed me off. What new version? Where they announced the people? Well, new from 15 years ago. Oh, the, oh shit, Christina.  That's like bothered me. Pink Maya. I hated it. I kinda liked it. It's, it's so annoying. It's good. Oh, okay. It's good now. It's good. Now it's good. Now. Fine. I'm sorry. What is  your guilty pleasure song that you love that people hate? Mm, I like some country songs that I think people, you had me yet? I like some cunt.  Should have kept listening. Um, no, I stopped. Are you drinking whiskey? Am I drinking whiskey does look like you're like, it's like it's coffee. Need scotch. There's like so little in there. Okay. Lemme just get one more. Um. I'm parsing out my gulps cause I don't, I, I wanna be able free to talk anyway. Gotta be able Cheese.  Wanna be able, um, I like this one song. Can we play it? I got a barbecue Stain Him a wat t-shirt. I feel I could cry at country songs like really easily, like really if a song came out like, I was watching a New Year's Eve performance by 10 Lady Antebellum nine. Oh my God. I love the song Seven. Um, lady Antebellum.  That's the main lady. Antebellum. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was really cheesy and I was like, this is so good. Like I just, sometimes the songs are so emotional. There's a Lady Antebellum song that  cool up and I sing all the time. Really? Yeah. I can't remember what it is. It's the one where, oh, what is it? I can't remember.  Well, I like this one, uh, song. Called 17 by Eric Church. Can you play? And it's about the age that he likes to date. Yeah. Um, but I, it Nick, Nick Wier at a, a tweet about how like, Rough. I can't remember what the actual tweet is, but roughly a third of rock songs are all about how a woman is underage, but I still want to date her there.  There are so many and once lot. Once he said there are so many. There are a lot. Yeah. They pop up all the time. I just saw on, someone was posting about how Jerry Seinfeld, when he was 39, dated a 17 year old. Yeah. Hanano, whatever is took her to the She's not L Steam. Yeah. Yeah. Very weird. It's fucking crazy.  It's, it's, and apparently he has a kid who's 17 now. Yeah. And people, and I remember at the time I got my sight set on him or her at the time. It was like people made jokes about it. Yeah. And maybe there were a few people saying like, this met her in inappropriate. Yeah, she was in high school. Yeah, yeah, yeah.  Yeah. He had a's TV  show at the time. I'm guessing that was on Sunday. That's a big fan. Love to have a on the show. 17 By whom? Eric Church. Eric Church. Eric Church. It's really Take it to church. We wanna hear the song. Dad I Santa You have a guilty pleasure song. While this is getting, there was one speaking of country I was watching.  Either he had me at Speaking of Cunt. Oh, thank you. Either I was watching either Extreme Home Makeover or the show 60 Minutes. I can't remember which. But Morally Safer was building a house. That's so hard to tell.  Maybe it would've been better if it was Jimmy Carter. No. Building up. I know, but like, come on. Technically Anyway, it was fun. It was fine. I liked it. It was great. That was great. Three wishes was the one that OP worked on as a logger. Uh, the Amy Grant hosted one, uh, where they build wait, build houses. I didn't follow any of that.  She was a logger. Uh, okay. There's a show called  Three Wishes where they would build houses. And Amy Grant, grant was the host of it. Okay. And Coop would log the tapes, meaning she would type everything they said, oh, okay. That's a job that a lot of like. People at UCB and stuff. They, they, they, they have when they move out here, right.  Is just reality show logging So cool up is not cutting down trees to build these houses. No. For Grant. No, but she, she worked on Springsteen, not 17. She springs. That's a big difference. They say 17 in the song. Oh, okay. Um, so, so she worked on that and then she became a producer on America's Got Talent weirdly enough from that.  So she produced America's Got Talent. What's a whoop? Yes. What's a logger? I just explained it. I wasn't, listen, I wasn't listening cuz we were dealing with the song. She, she, you watched the tape and you typed everything that happened. But it's sounded like it was about a house. She was a log. Very, yes, yes.  We through, we went through all this. So you had that conversation and then did you say, because I thought Yes. Did all, we did all this actually that's, we've covered Absolutely. You thought  that, but it's actually this. Okay.  Turn it.  Love sound. Did you play this in Hawaii? There was a song you played in Hawaii. No, but I've been thinking what that would be.  This, ugh. That country thing of, I'm gonna make a list of things. I'm gonna sing this list of things. This is my lifestyle. It fucking works every time. I love it. Like it's very successful. What was I playing a lot? It was some, it was some woman. Oh, so, oh, anyway, so cool up. Yeah. She was a producer on America's Got Talent where basically she would convince people who were terrible that they were, that the judges probably thought they were good.  Oh. And to get them to go out on stage and she started like,  oh my God. She started hating it so much and Hasselhoff was there at the time. Anyway. These are her that would feel so bad after These are her stories. Yeah, these are her stories. It was like when I worked at, this is when I worked at the LA Times and I was like Salesman of the month.  What for a while, convincing people to buy the paper and it became so easy for me where like I could get anyone to buy it and I started feeling so bad that I quit. What are you guys pointing at? You said these are her stories and I did the law and order sound. Oh, is that part of law and order? Yeah.  These are their stories. Oh, I didn't know when you did it. Well, they explained the, the two branches of fraud order or whatever. No, nobody heard except Sam. I heard it. I didn't understand it. Right.  Anyway, on one of these shows, oh my God. Still in the story on one of these shows, Brad, Brad Paisley  was on it. Yeah. And he sang a song about how he was adopted. Uh uh, he did, I, can you look this up, Sam? He didn't have to, I think is what it's called. Brad Paisley. And he, uh, it's a song, oh gosh. I'm like practically Tear cry way.  The title. It's about, It's about his dad not having to love him, but he did. Oh my God. Is it, do we have, I thought it was gonna be about someone adopting him. No, his dad. His dad. That's so good. Do we have it's same idea.  I'm honestly about,  He shot her in the head. Daddy love you. Daddy  overheard him pop.  As long as we can't deal with emotion,  sudden. See Scott, all of us. I know. I've been trying to train myself. I'm glad Brad Paisley is backing me up. All can say about all the things did for  anyway  that he have to be. Wow. Yeah, I like That's great. Yeah. I seriously, that's great. Just talking about it. I, anyway, so that's, that's very nice. So I, I remember now I'm hot cool up, like finding that in my iTunes or something and going like, what is this? And then me not even being able to explain it without like, tearing up anyway.  That's really nice. My  Jane and I once were going, we were, uh, taking a trip to Palm Springs. We're driving down, so we made this playlist for the road. And Id just gotten this, uh, Abbott Brothers album and hadn't listened to it yet. And so this song, I think I'd seen them, the, the thing that made me get the album was I'd seen them do this song on talk show.  You heard Juta was doing a documentary about 'em. Did he? Yeah. I gotta get this. I'm not cra in my knowledge cause I definitely wanna see Jet. I wanna see it. But two and half hour document. No, everything. So. This song called is called, uh, Is it called murdered in the city and it's murdered in the city?  Yeah. Wow. If I get murdered in the city, don't go a venge into my name. So Sam, can we play that little bit? Let's hear a little bit. Let's a little bit of the avid brothers murdered in the city. The things that I think of,  no need to get over a lawn. I'm coming home.  I'm glad we got right to the guitar solo. What my dad. Say, he said, I love you, and I'm both in so many different ways.  It is a really pretty song and. I've ne this has never happened before. Mm-hmm. But I started crying and then Janie was crying too. Like, we checked in with each other, like, are you, are you crying? I was like, yeah, I'm crying. Who was driving? Janie was driving. Oh, good.  You think I can't cry and drive, driving walk.  Um, but it was, it was a crazy experience because it, it caught us by surprise. Yeah. So, cause you just happened to be present in the moment, listening to it at the same time. Yeah. And then like as it was going on, like, when you start to feel like your, your, your nose starts to tingle, you know what I mean?  Like, you feel it in your face that it's gonna start happening. It's like, and then you go through that thing of, am I gonna start crying at this song? I always. I cry at songs a lot like in My Car for two seconds. Right? Like it'll just be like, but I always think it's funny that if someone could watch that cuz it's just like driving along and they're like, and then it's like gone and you're like, okay.  They're like, what is this woman is a lunatic? Just cried for two seconds. They're like, it's over. You just squeezed out like two tears. Can they hit the windshield? Windshield? My bruise off. Just solely installed for that purpose. Okay, look, we have to take another break.  Alright, sorry.  Welcome back. Ah, well we're back. Welcome back. Do, do, do. Welcome back. Back. Welcome back. How do you know that song? From welcome back Hot. You used to watch Welcome Back, hotter. Yes. Mr. Pat, Mr. Oh God. I loved that show when I was a kid. I loved it. No, I never watched it. It's terrible. It's awful bad. I've seen so bad, bad, but I, um, I, you know, it makes me think of Head of the Class, which I definitely watched a lot more.  Missed it. I don't remember saying, oh yeah, what was his name? What? But I baby name that for Howard Hessman, one of the actors, like when I moved here, one of the actors' kids. Which one? Howard Hessman. Billy Conley Can Vallee. Okay. Who's, oh yeah. Dad, Jim Vallee. Yes. Absolutely. Um, and I remember being like, that's so cool.  Like you don't even go out here. And then suddenly there's like someone who you watched on tv tell us all the. Dirty Secrets now. She was so nice. That's casting when to our house.  Yeah. Um, I could alert weird shit. She was so great. Her baby was so cute. Do you, do you, if you're staying in someone's house, do you like look in their stuff?  Oh, no. All the time I don't because I always. Really like fear that somehow they'll know I did that. Right. But I, I do slightly open medicine cabinets. I feel like, you know, in a bathroom if I think of it. Yeah. I don't always think of it though. Yeah. I, I don't, but I, I feel like people talk about, it like's an extremely common thing, like, you know how everyone does this.  Well, I always fear that when I have take care of my. Pats. I don't go through my shit. Cause I wouldn't do that if I were like taking care of my actual friend. Yes. If it was someone I didn't really know, there might be more chance that I would do that. Well, I never want to do an Airbnb with my house.  Right. Yeah. Like Jan Janie's talked about it, like, if we're going away, we could make money by doing that. And I'm like, I. I don't want that. And she says, well, you, you know, you, you can hide all your stuff. Whatever. It's like, don't find the murder  dungeon. It's not, it's not even about them snooping. It's just about people being Just about their smells space.  Yeah, just about their, like their molecules. Yeah. Yeah. Don't want their molecules in there. Yeah. It is weird. It's, I don't, it feels like if we were ever to have a, like a beach house or something mm-hmm. I would just want it to be shuttered when we're not there. Like, I don't want anybody in it shuttered on the beach.  I wanted shuttered on the beach. Well now I'm thinking I used to, is that a ference? Say ference up the shutters on the beach. I used to babysit all the time and i's a good, I never snoop, so I feel like I have, maybe I don't have that instinct. You don't. You help yourself to whatever's in the fridge. Well, yeah, that's fine.  But would they say help yourself to whatever's in the fridge? Yeah. They always did, right? Yeah. I wouldn't just do something they didn't say, but I always cleaned. I always went like above and beyond. But I, when, so now when I know that like people I know who have babysitters and they don't do this shit, I'm like, how come they didn't fucking do the dishes?  It's part of the job doing the, that's very true. The way doing the dishes that you. Used or just doing whatever dishes happen to be there, I think gets to bed and there's a sink  of dishes that should be done by the time the parents are home. Interesting. I like doing stuff like that. If I stay at somebody's house Yeah.  Like to, to, to, to leave it a little better than I found it. Yeah. When we, we rented a house up in, uh, San Inez. Uh, a few years back for a, for a week and, uh, op like goes above and beyond and she like cleaned. Doesn't sound like op, she cleaned that place. The laziest person I know she cleaned it so well that we forgot our blender, like a big expensive blender when, and we drove like you left it there.  We left it there and we drove back and two and a half hours later and we were like, God, what do we do? Do we just, Drive all the way back for two and a half hours and then drive another two and a half hours. And she called them and they, they had come into the house and they were like, this place looks so nice.  We will pay to have this shit to you. Oh, that's nice. Well, you should have anyway too. You fucking assholes. We just paid You be decent human beings. Right? It's time to play a feature. What do we  got, Lauren? What do you got? Did you bring something? Oh. Oh yeah. Okay. This game is called Celebrity Hunt. Okay. Oh, finally the most dangerous game, sea hunt.  Now the, so basically Star Lloyd Bridges, one person will say, isn't that interesting that Lloyd Bridges had a show called Sea Hunt that if you just like, and they got away with it. Yeah, boy, because we all know what he was hunting. Yeah. Okay. The one person will say a celebrity's name. Then we'll all say Hunt, right?  Then the next person says a celebrity's name. That starts with the last letter of the. Previous celebrity's name. Okay, got it. And how did, and then we all say hunt until someone says, until someone just until died. I think we should try to keep getting, we could go faster and faster. Also, we could add a wrinkle where you have to say living people.  And if you say dead person. If you say dead person. Okay. And then I also think no one say Delores o Reardon if it's from the cranberries just happened today. I didn't know that. Yes. That's horrible. She's the lead singer. Yes. Oh my God. She's amazing. We were talking about the cranberries on stage this weekend.  Really? God, she just, they  were just touring. Yeah. How did she die? Let's hope she doesn't turn into a,  this joke has already been made a million times by the time this comes out. Five months later. Um, wait, why did, how did you pass away? I'll look it, I don't know. We don't know. Okay. Okay, fine. No, no one knew. Let's just try, let's try the regular version. Yes. And I, and well, I think as it goes out, we can try to go a little faster and then if someone can't think of when, like in a reasonable amount of time they're out and they're out, done, they're out.  Okay. Got it. Okay. So, Start, you're gonna start. Start. Are you ready? And we all have to say Hunt. And Paul is looking at his phone. I was trying to see what Dolores Rudon died of. I don't think there's anything at this point. Excuse me. A I Hiccuped. Oh my Ricky Martin Hunt.  Natalie and Bru.  Ashton Kucher. Hunt. Hunt. Ridley Scott Hunt, Tom  Hanks, hunt. Hunt. Uh, Steve Martin Hunt, Natalie Portman Hunt. Hunt.  Echo Kellum Hunt. He's on a show absolutely on a lot of shows. Um, um, Michael Douglas Hunt. Uh, Sam Smith Hunt. Horatio Sands. Hunt. Hunt. Oh,  social mamo. Hunt. Hunt. Yeah. True. Yeah. Oh, it's a z I'm thinking of an X. Okay. Uh, uh,  um, um, uh, Terry Cruz. Hi. Sam Smith. You already said that. I said that. Sam Smith. You said it. I  said it. Yeah. Oh, sorry. I'm out. Are you out? Okay. Yeah, I guess I'm out. Someone said Sam Smith. Yeah. Yeah. It was me. I'm someone and someone. I almost said Sam Sparrow, someone. There's three of us. Okay. Well still, what was the last one before Sams?  Oh, so ask Terry Cruz Terry. Terry Cruz. Um, um. Sam Rockwell. Hunt. Hunt. Uh, Lolita. Davidovich. Hunt. Hunt. Um, hunter, s Thompson. Hunt. Hunt. He dead. Oh shit. I was, I thought we were doing the regular. Okay. Oh, whatever. Yeah, that's fine. We're any the people we said dead before? I don't think so. No, I don't think so.  Horatio, um, Horatio's not dead as of this recording. Oh God. Um, okay. That was fun. Okay. I liked we, there was so much pausing. Mostly for me. Should we do it again and have a more specific category? Oh, like specific meaning it has to be singer, just movies, just TV or whatever, like, or like something like that.  You wanna do movies, like they  have to be movie actors or movie titles. I guess we could do movie title. Let's try with movie titles. Okay. Okay. Yeah. All right. Yeah, right. Great. All right. Go. Um, the Little mermaid Hunt. Hunt. I forgot about hunt, uh, uh, uh, death in Venice Hunt. Hi, hunt. Can I ask just quickly, oh, boy.  Does the count? No. No. Okay. Okay. What'd you say? Death. Okay. Yeah. Hunt. Um,  Enter the dragon. Enter the dragon. Fuck you. Enter the dragon. There has to be hun. You gotta gimme one. Um, um, um.  Uh, there has to be a Well, is you get a certain words, nagan.  No, that's at the theme of the adventure of nagan. I wanna get, wait, I'm not out. Yeah, keep going. All right. Uh, uh, uh, so not so I, I said Enter the dragon. Enter the dragon. Alright. Um, um, natural born killers. Hunt. Hunt. Um, Someone to watch over me.  Hunt. Hunt, uh, eternal sunshine. In this spot's mind. Hunt. Hunt. Um, day of the dead. Hunt. Hunt. Uh, dawn of the dead hunt. Hunt day of the earth stood still the hunt. Uh, lta hunt. Hunt. After hours. Hunt, hunt, uh,  shit.  Stand to deliver hunt hunts. Uh, return of the killer tomatoes hunt.  Wow. Um, uh, scandal hunt. Uh, last. Of the Mohicans, hunt, hunt, uh, Stargate. Hunt. Hunt. Uh,  Egg Movie Egg. No.  Paul wins again. Egg Movie. That's Seinfeld's. Next one. Egg Movie. B Movie, egg Movie. Why would it, why would it? B Egg. Why does, does that have anything to do with B Movie? Cause it's now I thought this Sun nouns a movie about eggs. So he just would do anything, any noun? Well, he got his point across with B Movie.  I get the play on Words and Now's Egg movie now that that's outta the way. And is it about, we've opened  this up to everything. Is it about anthropomorphic eggs? Yeah, of course. It's, oh, I'm sorry. Sorry. They can't fucking find its Nest. They can't find it. Nest. What was B movie about? What was the plot of B Movie?  No one saw that. Was it about an actor Bee? Is it a bad movie? I was working in Dreamworks at the time and I, I remember they had a readthrough of it and they were like, oh my God, this is so funny. Whoa, boy. Oh boy. Yeah. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well that was, that was fun. That was fun. What's that called?  Celebrity Hunt. Hunt Celebr. Hunts. Hunts. I dunno why you have to scream a hunt. What if you got extra points for if you, I. I guess Hunter s Thompson would've been extra points because it has hunt in the actual hunt. Hunter and hunt of the of red. October hunt. Four. Hunt for red. October. Hunt. Hunt for the red.  October. Also Woody Allen celebrity if you got the head in there. That's true with Kenneth Bra. Doing the best Woody Allen impression. Boy, boy, I love you. You know I love that people now  have to apologize for having been in Woody album and they have to give their money back. Yeah, I, I honestly kind of want to give my money.  Like I'm donating my salary from a different movie that has nothing to do with this. Just gonna get some headlines, some good press. I'm gonna get those headlines. I mean, any donation you make is part of your salary. That's true. So it's like, how are you saying? Unless you found from the woody, unless you found the money in a treasure hunt, hunt, hunt, trade, the Sierra Madre.  What if we did this? But it's treasure hunt. We had to name different types of treasure. Okay. All right. Let's go. Ready? Rubies. Hunt. Hunt. Diamonds. Hunt. Hey. No, it just start with the letter. You can't just say, I forgot I, that's like very important to it. I was in the same place where it's just like, just naming treasure things.  It's like the whole thing. Let's do it again. All right. Rubies hunt. Swashbuckler,  you're out. You're out. Sapphires. Hunt. Hunt. Uh, sum the balloons. Stop making it all plural.  Stop making it plural.  Stop making it plural. Not a bad title. The Fatal Flaw.  Fatal Flaw. We should have a feature called Fatal Flaw. Some rubies. Some rubies. It's all just becomes some gold. Sold some different gold. Some different goal different from that. Stop making you plural.  Uh, okay. Good shit. All right, we're outta time all. We're outta  time. We'll see you next time. Bye. Bye.  This has been an Earwolf Production executive, produced by Scott Ackerman, Chris Bannon and Colin Anderson. For more information and content, visit earwolf.com.

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One person says a celebrity's name and then everyone says "hunt". Then the next person says a celebrity that starts with the last letter of the previous celebrity's name. They say "hunt" and repeat until someone fails to say a name.