Jack Bauer He 24 Big Hit

Release date	11 April 2018
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Episode number	3
Previous episode	Chalk Talk
Next episode	Slouchy Slurps-a-Ton

"Jack Bauer He 24 Big Hit" is episode number 3 of Threedom. It was released on Wed, 11 Apr 2018.

Synopsis

Scott, Paul and Lauren discuss what decade they wouldn't want to live in and embarrassing childhood memories. Then the three hosts play the game Switch It and Pitch It.

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Threeture

The gang plays Switch It & Pitch It (see page for rules).

Paul's pitch

Given title: Family Matters (given by Lauren) Pitched title: Friend Anti-Matters Description: A group of friends who are scientists. There are four characters:

1. "Ran Jo", the chief scientist in charge of the laboratory. Center of the show, regular guy. Tries to use anti-matter to explore an alternate universe.
2. "Mariss", Ran Jo's best friend. Beautiful but doesn't know it, thinks she's ugly. Huge tits. Not casted but they have to wear a tight, white tank top to the auditions. Has a will-they-won't-they (for first 10 minutes) with Ran Jo.
3. "Carithers", the stuffy office jerk. By the book (i.e. the Good Book, the Bible, he's religious).
4. "Maaaaaarv'd", polar opposite of Carithers (but not literally since they're on the same pole). A real slob. Dumb and fat. There's an episode where he gets stuck in an elevator with Carithers.

It's not a "buy it in the room show" so they walk outside. Scott has goat legs. They buy it.

Scott's pitch

Given title: 60 Minutes (given by Paul) Pitched title: 600 Years Description: A reality-based show. Takes literally 600 years to watch. Scott believes eventually we will transfer our conciousness to computers and we will be bored because there's nothing to watch.

600 teams are needed to make one hour each and when they put it together it will be 600 years long.

"Every day takes place in an actual day", "Like Jack Bauer on steroids".

Episode title comes from Scott's quote: "You know Jack Bauer, he 24, big hit".

It stars Jack Bauer but it's a reality show. They will find every person named Jack Bauer.

The first episode is 600 years. 10-13 episodes in the first season. About 6000 years in total.

Lauren decides to buy it. Paul buys it if they call it "Jack Bauer He 24 Big Hit".

Lauren's pitch

Given title: CHiPs (from Scott) Pitched title: Potatoes, Whole Potatoes Description: Like CHiPs it's an acronym. It stands for People Over The Age That Originally Exist Sometimes, Women However Only Live Eternally (then the first part again). Nerds are in it (like Big Bang Theory, but adults). A bunch of cops, they're the original cops. Cops is also an acronym: Can't Only Perpetrate Strangers. The first cops are still doing it. It's set at noon so they're always on their lunch break but something happens so that they have to step in.

"Jack Bauer be in it".

There's ten of them and they link arms and walk around town. If they encounter a criminal they surround him until he decides to put own his own handcuffs.

Potatoes is never heard ever on the show (but Whole is heard, like "Fill my 'wholes'").

There is a season-long arc. The one character, McGuff (he's half human, half dog). The ear half is a dog. "The two outsides of his body is dog", like Neapolitan ice cream. If you cut him down the center it will be exactly the same as you see on the outside. He's got a human penis but he's been neutered. He had a child with a dog who is 3/4 dog, McGruff.

They don't buy the show. Instead Scott and Paul decide to make a show about themselves because they have the same brain.

This game is also played in these episodes:

Switch It & Pitch It episodes

Ep number	Ep title
80	Ryan O'Needle
63	Chocolate Taste Cheap
39	The Threedom Challenge
18	What are You, a 3 Amigo?!
3	Jack Bauer He 24 Big Hit